"Logic is a little tweeting bird, chirping in a meadow. Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers that smell bad." - Spock, stardate 4513.3
"I may be a scwewy wabbit, but I'm not going to Awcatwaz" - Elmer Fudd, 1955
“Prayer is the spark that ignites the heart of God” - Michael Youssef, 2015
“A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke.” - Colonel Samuel Trautman on John Rambo, 1982
“I took Gotham's white knight and I brought him down to our level. It wasn't hard. You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.” - The Joker, 2008
“Well you may not know this, but there's things that gnaw at a man worse than dying.” - Charley Waite
“I won't rest until Tom Chaney is barking in Hell.” - Mattie Ross, 1880
“Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous Communist plot we have ever had to face?” - General Jack D. Ripper, 1964
"Nagging is a devastating emotional disease. If you are in doubt about having it, ask your husband. If he should tell you that you are a nag, don't react by violent denial - that only proves he is right." - from How To Help Your Husband Get Ahead, circa 1950’s
“When in doubt, C4” - Jamie Hyneman, Mythbuster
“The Founders never intended to separate Christianity from government, only to keep a single denomination from running the nation.” - David Barton, Wallbulders
"I'm willing to let your child wither and die inside you if that's what's required." - Claire Underwood, 2014
"Been around the horn, sailed the seven seas, seen everything, done everything. That's how I know people are so miserable." - Commodore Shanghai McCoy, 1880
"Heaven is Valhalla to the Christians, but without all the fighting, feasting, and humping." - Uthred of Beddanburg, 876 A.D.
“This is no place for a nervous person!” - Mickey Redmond, Red Wing commentator at Joe Louis Arena
"Time to open up some whoop-ass" - Bobby Boucher, halftime at the Bourbon Bowl, 1998
“Never follow your passion, but always take it with you” - Mike Rowe, 2018
"If I ever get anal polyps, I'll know what to name them" - Saul Goodman, 2011, speaking to Walter and Jessie
“Same-sex marriage flies in the face of His created order” - Alistair Begg, 2019
“Feed me, or feed me to something. I just want to be part of the food chain.” - Al Bundy, 1992
"There is no worse tyranny than to force a man to pay for what he does not want merely because you think it would be good for him." – Professor Bernardo de la Paz, 2076
"Political correctness is a weapon used to silence people who tell the truth." - Ayaan Hirsi Ali
"The ratio of people to cake is too big." - Milton Waddams, 1999
"LINUX is obsolete" - Andrew S. Tanenbaum, January 29, 1992
"John, you're in charge. Santiago doesn't make four-six-four-six on his next Proficiency and Conduct Report, and I'm going to blame you. And then, I'm going to kill you." - Marine Col. Nathan R. Jessup, 1992
"Ridding the world of evil acts involves the removal of two things, money and testicles." - Paul Chamberlain, 2008
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